Hello! I'm Wizdar!

I'm your Fax Island Tour Guide!

I just woke up, so you will need to give me a minute!

Let me check my mail!
I won't be long!
Go ahead and kick back!
Then I'll take you to the Silver Fax Dome!

Oh no, the mail system is jammed!
What is going on?

Oh my, the Egg Hotline is full! No wonder!
I'm sorry, but this is an emergency!

Now would be a good time for juice!
I can't start the day without juice!

I am in charge of the Blortland's networking system!
And I've got a lot of messages to answer right now!
Wait for me while I take care of it!

OK, I'm done.
Time is not on our side!
Something does not feel right!
Let's hit the road!