Zurp Rap

I'm a Blort you see, just happy being me.
And wouldn't it be nice, if you could be like me?

I come from a planet, and Blortland is its name.
It's a cool place to be, a cool home for me!

I can ride my Slurpant across the Blortland Sea,
and no disgusting Phunt has ever caught me!

I'm gonna ride my Tront, with my pet Droppie.
I love my Cloud Blort friends, they look a lot like me.

I have such a big smile, it takes up half my face.
I've had it for a while, it's stuck in one place!

I'm gonna shake my hair, so it goes everywhere.
I'm so happy you can see, and you can't stop me!

I have such strong legs, they're the biggest part of me.
Without my knees and thighs, I'd be a shorter me!

I've gotta shake my feet, and bounce up and down.
When I land on my head, my smile becomes a frown!

I've gotta find a treat, something round to eat.
So I better say good-bye, I think I see a pie!

I'm gonna fax myself all over Blortland.
It's such a great place to be, a great place for me.

I'm a Blort you see, just happy being me.
And wouldn't it be fun, if you could follow me?